Midget Porn

Nope.

Guidelines For Finding Someone Worthwhile (via sassyfag)

(Source: lookingforsomeonewhocares, via delayedrunt)

You deserve to be with somebody who will drive three hours, just to see you for one.
me:haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them:no
me:*shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them:we're not
me:*eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

They are juicy motherfuckers even if they swaggy

(Source: ejaiculation, via asifawan1994)

intense-wizardy:

pizzaforpresident:

I would take a bullet for garlic bread

who would shoot a garlic bread

(via those-butterbiscuits)

wlntersoldier:

HOW TO DRAW CAPTAIN AMERICA

  1. start by drawing a dorito.  this will become the shoulder-to-waist area
  2. ???
  3. freedom

(via laughing-llama)

poopflow:

*popular blog follows me* oh shit i better not fCUk *spaghetti spills out of my pockets* Shit shit what *throws computer after slipping in spaghetti* fUCK

(via laughing-llama)

phobias:

daddy longlegs why not mommy longlegs end sexism now

(via laughing-llama)

foodtrucker:

please don’t flirt with people i secretly like it’s rude and disrespectful

(Source: foodtrucker, via laughing-llama)

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