i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out
me on the hunt for the d
YOU CAN HAVE IT OH MY GOD JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE
my goal in life is to be so hot that people can’t pronounce words right when they’re trying to talk to me
Seriously though you’re single because all you care about is anime and that means you’re still 5 years old.
dang maybe lord of the rings for life is onto something
if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out.
if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies.
and that is an abusive relationship.